"The Gym Class Heroes"

 

 THE GYM CLASS HEROES 

Definations -:

"The GYM class heroes" - people who think too much of themselves in the gym and resort to policies by which they will become uber-cool.In short the wanna classy people in the gym ("Heroes")

"The Kaaadi wallahs" - People who just come around shaking hands and asking people about their life and commenting on them here and there 

"The Hawaai class" - People who just can't seem to find the right kind of pants for themselves end up wearing short chaddis(or can we say underpants)

"The Sidhu class" - People in the gym who just can't stop laughing whether it be watching a fat person on a treadmill or a person showing off his body,for them the laughter club is the gym itself.

"The embracing class" - People who come to the gym after many days and go on embracing people whom they hardly know,just to show how close they are and to show others how many friends they have 

"The forgettable class"- People who keep on talking on one day and the next day they are like "Who are you dude?".

"The Extremists class"- There are a few trainers in the gym who feel that the human body should be pushed to such a limit that the gym feels like a barrack 

"The 'Ab-Nahin' Class - People who always have a problem doing a particular exercise .Either some part of the body is paining or they have to go somewhere be it the toilet,or some meeting . The more exercises you give the more time you hear the phrase "Ab nahin sirji-kal karte hain na ".

"The Pumpers" class -People who take huge dumbbells and after a few reps of it keep on telling "Sirji pump nahin ho raha aur koi bada weight uthau kya". now what do I say to them , the only thing that they can do now is become the modern Hanumanji and pick up a mountain and pump up your muscles 

'The Maria Sharapova' Class-People while picking up weights in the gym squeal,and shout the same way as the sexy Maria Sharapova does.They should nt be trying so hard to be Maria Sharapova because there can be only one *Drools after thinking about her*.

And my favourite class of people 

"The HELLO Kaun class" - I hate them from the bottom of my heart .Be it on the treadmill or doing some exercise they are constantly on the phone . "Ha hello,ha bol na ,kaisa hain, are nahin re busy nahin huh gym main hu tu bol ". I mean what the hell .These people come here talking on the phone just to show off .If they want t to talk to the people that badly why do they even come to the gym ? Everybody has a phone nowadays.These are the worst people in the gym and even if they are out of breath while running on the treadmill they will still continue to chat on and on and on.

 

A Red till death
Ajay Bhat a.k.a Aj B .